She's unhinged. She's caffeinated. She's coming soon.
Our inaugural sin. Tropical. Earthy. Dangerously smooth.
Real matcha meets tropical mango in a zero-sugar formula built for the gym, the grind, and the 3AM doom scroll. She's clean energy with a filthy attitude. Naturally flavored. Supernaturally effective.
We made an energy drink for people who bench press in black lipstick. For the ones who worship at the altar of iron and eyeliner. Your pre-workout is boring. Your energy drink is embarrassing. Goth Spit is the unholy union of clean ingredients and unclean thoughts.
— Sip if you dare. Chug if you're desperate. —
Clean enough for your body. Filthy enough for your soul.
Stone-ground Japanese L-theanine delivery. Smooth focus without the jitters, because you're already shaking from the pre-workout.
Natural mango flavor. No artificial sweeteners. No fake sugar. Just tropical chaos in a can.
200mg from green tea and coffee bean extract. Enough to raise the dead. Or at least get you through leg day.
B6, B12, and Niacin. Your nervous system's dark ritual for converting food into actual energy.
Amino acid for endurance and recovery. Named after the bull. You'll feel like one. In a corset.
Sodium, potassium, magnesium. Stay hydrated even when you're emotionally dehydrated.
"Finally, an energy drink that matches my personality disorder."
— Future Customer"I'd let this energy drink ruin my life."
— Also a Future Customer"Tastes like if a hot goth girl had her own supplement line."
— That's the PointBe the first to know when Mango Matcha Mommy drops. Early access. Exclusive merch. No regrets.
We'll never sell your data. We're degenerates, not monsters.
Welcome to the cult. We'll be in touch. 🖤